Computer Time: The Return of the Student

I'm back from being hit with a wave of the Swine Flu. Hopefully everything will return to normal but today that's not going to happen, in science my nazi teacher Mrs. Hendreson or as mom says Flenderson gave me two sheets of work just assuming I'll understand even after my two week death night stand. It was way confusing! I didn't get it one single atom. Then she says I'll need to schedule make up time after school but that's impossible because of my Willie Wonka rehearsals, oh wait I've never talked about it that's Right! I'm in Willie Wonka at NEYT. I'm the little german fattie, Augustus Gloop. She also said I have to go to her homeroom during lunch to catch up! She never asked if I was feeling better or anything, I swear to god that women is Saitan's worst nightmare! Then I go to art and everyone's avoiding me cause of my two week absence. God I hope it's not only the begining. By the way I'm wearing a shirt that says "come to the dark side, we have cookies!"