Computer time: Science is the Best Literature!

Now that I'm pretty much done with retard class, I have one whole free period again! So on a purple day (which is today) both of my library times are right next to each- other. So I have 2 free whole hours in the library just doin my homework and goin on the computer. Today my first class was science where we learned how to improve our writing skills, the home work was then to write in a nice paragraph the things we've been learning in science about atoms. Mine is done and totally awesome. Halloween is coming up and I'm gonna be a person who's plastic surgery (on the face) went wrong! Kristina's going to be a bee. The night before that, me and mom and Kristina are going to see "The Rocky Horror Picture Show" at the Latchis theater, Kristina's gonna get us some plain old whit t-shirts and we're gonna decorate it, ROCKY STYLE.

GR8 NEWS!

Something totally rad has happened. So me & mom are going to talk to my advisor, (she advises all the retards) one thing led to another and she said that I have 2 weeks to show the school that I'm worthy enough to not be in retard class! So I'm gonna be awesome and then I'm out! I'm so happy I feel like typing those things that make senteces shorter, i GTG, BRB, luv ya!

Computer time: Week 8 Review

This week was pretty good. Only 2 days of school, which was content and a 4 day weekend. The day that I hung out with Abby was not the best day, I was on a swing and she kicked me off. I might have a broken pinky. I stayed in with mom and we went late night shopping at Price Chopper where we got ice cream and cookies and chips and little donuts. (that sucked) Because of a 2 day week there's nothin to talk about so yeah that's week 8, get ready for week 9, new posts, new tales and stories, new white boy jerks.

The Misleading Friday

Today was supposed to be fun, we were gonna go to Manchester with my other best friend Abby, but Abby could only come to our house at 3:00 and stay till 4:00. Afterwards me and mom are gonna go on a spooky ride which sounds fine, well that's all for the week. Next post is the week 8 review. By the way, HAPPY 10TH POST!

The Youngest Critic

Today was a fun day. Me and Kristina went to see "Whip It" which was funny and slightly disturbing. Before that, mom and us went to Firework which was a cuisine to remember, I realize this might be too fancy a word but if it's the title of a diabetes food merchandise company (Kid's Cuisine) I think I'm safe. When the movie was over it was nearly 11:00! Me and and Kristina walked home with the fear of abduction, the smelly, screaming drunks, and the leafs blowing in our eyes, so romantic.

Computer time: 3-Day D-Day

This week has been shortened to 3 days. The days still suck but it's better than 5. So I'll probably be ending posts early, right? WRONG! I was thinking about maybe talking about my weekend well just Thursday and Friday. This day started out confusing but then got boring. The starter today was math that my best friend Kristina was in, but she went to science and we're not in the same science class so I'm deffinitley confused. I go to Mrs. Rusten telling her, she makes a call, I'm supposed to be in math. I go to math, Kristina's there! I still haven't gotten an explanation but she just, probably went to the wrong class. The day's been really boring besides that. I knew this would start happening, that I would have nothing to talk about, I'll just talk about that I have nothing to talk about.

Nothing to Report

Today was a sick day because, we woke up really late. Mom said that I have to eat breakfast in the car, a skill I never aquired so we didn't even try but we took a nice walk and watched the office. Fuck ya!

Week 7 Review

So this week was a little nutty, obviously. The last place I left off, I was in a pickle of confusion but in the end everything ended up okay, here's how: I told retard class that I was going to the library, just to get out. I really went to the main office to see Mrs. Starkweather. I don't quite know what the name of her job is, but I know if I was a secret agent she'd be my handler. Unfortunately she wasn't in, so I sat next to Mrs. Rusten the counselor and we had a very nice chat about everything. Finally we tried to call mom but of course she didn't answer. So I sat in that office thinking about how fucked I was, I had 3 options. 1: I could not eat and do suckish on my test. 2: I could go home with mom and miss the test. 3: I could kill myself. All of them seemed a little bit extravagant, especially the last one so I just hung in there. During this time I began thinking about hot dogs and sodas, thinking about ravioli and turkey sandwiches, thinking about all kinds of different foods. Haaaaaaaa Ahhhhhhhhh food is wonderful! FOOD is AMAZING! FOOD is like oxygen food is a many wonderful thing FOOD lifts us up where we belong all you need is food. I was in a trance, all I wanted was a hot pumpkin pie! (and everything else I just said) luckily mom came back and said she was gonna come pick me up and I'll retake the test. Of course I had over-reacted but I was seriously hungry. The day after that was my BFF, Friday where I met 2 very curious friendly interesting people. Britney and her best friend Cody, they were both autistic like me, and had a certain charm and a good first impression. Britney was playful, she was a joy and a vibe of happiness. Cody was a very kind person and was very caring for the earth, he picked up all the trash he found outside and put it in the garbage. I chose to sit with them for lunch instead of all the kids that sat across from us, the popular ones who all have girlfriends and where baggy clothes, the ones that sold out and became spoiled with there cellphones and there ipods. I'm happier over here at the nerd table.

See ya for now!

This is my last post for the week so I'm gonna make it good. After I posted my last post I went to healthy life skills. There was a sub, a guy with dark hair, but I didn't care enough to get his name. We watched a video called "obesity in a bottle" there were so many fattys! It was insane! Every time a fat person came on the whole class screamed FAT! Then retard class, and here's where the problem of the day came up. Lunch was early today, too early, so early that science would end a half hour after I would usually leave. The problem got even worse when I discovered there was a big test today in science, the problem got EVEN worse when I discovered I was so hungry I could eat Michael Moore. To be continued (cause I'm tired)

Computer time: Interesting

Today is going to be a weird day, here's how it got weird. So I'm walking to my first core, math class, like always I'm the first one. All my class mates get in and then another one comes, says he's here for his english class. He's on the different team, Taurus, we're on Canis Major. Our math teacher calls the office telling them that a student is on his right schedule but he's not suppost to be here, the office tells her that because the eighth grade is still having necaps (which I didn't take) the schedule's weird. All kids on Taurus will be having a purple day, all the kids on Canis Major will have a white day, which it was. So yeah I have no idea what's gonna happen. BEST DAY EVER!

At home now

From now on, when ever I'm on the computer at school I will call it computer time.

A whole period of computer

I, Jack Baker, am at school now in the library on my very own account, which is a cool feeling, to be known by the teachers, that they would feel that I deserve an account (everyone gets one but still) I like this feeling. Today was a very interesting day. Someone in my academic support group tried to stab a kid in my art class for being disruptive, he had to write on 1 WHOLE PIECE OF PAPER what he did wrong. He felt that this punishment was a little too extreme for just trying to take a life. Just now I got a lollipop from a group against drugs, there was a piece of paper on the lollipop that says "steroids have disfiguring affects- severe acne, greasy hair, and baldness (in both guys and girls)" on the back there are three faces. One of them is smiling, under it says "ignorance." The middle one is a content face, it says "knowledge." The last one is a sad face, it says "intelligence."

I'm 12

Almost 13 I am, for my sister I will be posting stuff about my school days. I'm in Middle School, 7th grade the big adjustment, Being half home-schooled (we don't do anything at home) I only go to school 4 hours and 18 minutes, I like to keep track. It used to be just 2 hours and 38 minutes (9:25-12:03) in that time doing on purple days, gym and retard class, yes i was put in academic support with the shit-themselves-crew, and on white days, healthy life skills and retard class. Mom wanted me to try math and science, I didn't but I had to. Moving my schedule to an earlier time (8:35-12:03) math was good, my teacher Mr. Libardoni, was quite entertaining. Science was an issue, I have the devil herself Mss. Henderson, in her class if you forget to do your homework you get a detention. A couple weeks later I realized I had been put in the advanced math class, on every single worksheet is a blank paper to me, eventually it became a blank paper with a F- on it. So I was moved to a much easier math class with my best friend Kristina, the only problem was it was even earlier! Now on purple days I go to school from 8:35-1:27, on white days, 7:45-12:03 and that's how i got here.